Bored Normie

The most relatable memecoin on solana for people who:

  • Always missed the pumps but still showed up
  • Are tired of pretending they know what's going on
  • Don't understand crypto but buy it anyway
  • Are sick of being rugged at every opportunity

The full story of bored normie

For years, he watched from the sidelines as crypto people made fortunes on meme coins that seemed to come from nowhere.

Every week a new token was "the next big thing."

Pepe, Bonk, Doge, Trump... It was always some thing.

And yet, somehow, every time he tried to buy one, he was too late.

By the time he heard about a coin, it was already 100x.

By the time he figured out how to buy it, it was dumping.

By the time he bought in, it was a confirmed rug.

He wasn't special. He wasn't early.

He wasn't even particularly interested in crypto. He was just... There.

Somewhere between doomscrolling and fomo, a bored normie had an idea....

"If all these random meme coins can moon, why can't I make my own?"

Roadmap

We don't do roadmaps. But if we did, we imagine it would go a little something like this...

Phase 1

The launch
(where it all begins)

  1. 1. We launch. Some people buy. Some don't.
  2. 2. Someone asks "wen moon?" within 5 minutes.
  3. 3. The first jeet sells at 1.2x, claiming they "took profits."
  4. 4. Someone makes a badly cropped meme.
  5. 5. Chart moves up and down. People panic. Perfect

Phase 2

The memes
take over

  1. 1. Memes and content keep flowing.
  2. 2. Twitter (X) replies start filling with Bored Normie tags.
  3. 3. Buy bot starts getting annoying in the telegram (hopefully).
  4. 4. Degen influencers either shill it or laugh at it, maybe both.

Phase 3

The 'accidental'
legitimacy
phase

  1. 1. Coingecko and coinmarketcap lists get approved.
  2. 2. A whale enters. Then sells 20% in one go. Panic.
  3. 3. Someone makes a fake medium article claiming we have a "secret roadmap."
  4. 4. A random cex lists it. We pretend it was strategic.

Phase 4

The endgame
(or the beginning?)

  1. 1. Wen lambo posts hit peak volume.
  2. 2. This chart either teleports or takes a nap. No in-between.
  3. 3. The community either becomes a cult or vanishes.
  4. 4. We either become a $100m meme project or a legendary failure.
  5. 5. Either way, we did it and you were part of it!

Tokenomics

You've made it this far, which means you either really care about tokenomics (why?) or you're just scrolling to see if this is another scam. Maybe you're looking for a reason to ape in, or maybe you just enjoy reading about numbers that probably won't matter.

Private Sale: 28% Pre Sale: 29% Liquidity: 16% Developer: 10% Marketing: 7.5% Treasury: 9.5%

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Locks

How to Escape the normie life & buy into Bored Normie

Get yourself a wallet

Download Phantom
(or any other solana wallet)
so you have a safe place
to stash your bags

Load up on Sol

Buy or transfer sol to
your shiny new wallet.
No sol, no $normie

Find the holy grail

Paste the contract address
into a dex or just search for
"bored normie"

Swap & secure your
spot in the normie
revolution

Trade your sol for Bored Normie
Welcome to the club

Hodl

Store your coins safely
in your wallet, sit back,
and wait...
Then wait some more

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